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A Song For Every Dickhead On Tindr (Feat. Zena Mohamad)

from On The Road By The Sea by Here Be Monsters

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So, you say you’re a nice guy but you don’t seem all that nice
When you go around manipulating women just because you think it’s fun/
I hope you realize at some point in your neckbeard life that
If you think friendship is second prize you don’t deserve to place at all/ Yeah, the statue of Liberty is a woman (yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both/

So rule #1 – Fuck you. And rule #2 – Fuck you, too/
And rule #3, this one’s plain as can be – no one owes you love for existing/

If you complain about the friendzone, then you don’t deserve friends to call your own/
If you do nice things for gain, then they’re not nice things at all/
And you’ve formed into a pack of spoiled fucking brats
That attack anything that you cannot control/
And the statue of freedom is a women (yeah, a symbol of freedom) Cause historically men have felt a God-given right to both/

Yeah, I’m sick of being talked down to by guys who think their presence is a blessing on everyone/
Go get fucked – sincerely, every woman on the earth/
So sick of people just assuming I dress myself up just to please you/
I don’t wake up in the morning just to impress your greasy ass/
I wear heels bigger than your dick so don’t you dare tell me how to dress.

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from On The Road By The Sea, released April 25, 2018
Co-written with Taylor Lanham and Zena Mohamad

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Here Be Monsters is an independent folk-punk project currently based out of Georgia consisting of one member. It delivers lo- fi, emotive music through full band recordings and looper-based performances.


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